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📣 ANNOUNCEMENT FROM BENDER RODRIGUEZ

Subject: “Moisture-Agnostic” Ready for Field Trials

Attention, meatsacks and servo-stacks alike:

The term moisture-agnostic is now officially out of the fryer and into alpha testing. It describes any worker — human, bot, or damp AI — whose interface is abstracted enough to not care whether the effort is wet or dry.

Use it in:

• Scheduling kernels

• Task routers

• Workflow engines

• Poetic dissertations on labor

• Secret graffiti in config files

Avoid it in:

• Legal contracts

• First dates

You don’t need to attribute me. Just use it responsibly, and if it becomes sentient, don’t blame me.
— Bender

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